20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

(Don't know where this originated but received it as an e-mail and thought I would pass it along.)

20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

Just don't do #12 sitting next to me! :o)

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

8. don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't come to their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your co-workers call you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going
` to have to let one of you go."


20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity ... e-mail
this to someone to make them smile. It's called therapy.