"Bitch Sessions"--a Newspaper Section

Our local weekly gay newspaper has a section called Bitch Session---"These are real *bitches, sent in by real readers, about gay life's little annoyances, and the big ones,too" *I don't think they are referring to the writers but you never know! LOL

(None of these are necessarily the opinion of this blogger!)

I date guys under 30 because they're fun, they know how to party and they say I love you after two dates. I date guys over 40 because they have amazing confidence, they can afford to pick up and go to New York tomorrow and they're less likely to play games.

Everybody expects the other person to make the first move. It's amazing that anyone in this town ever gets a date.

The next time some holier-than-thou religious bigot tells me that AIDS is God's way of killing the fags, I'll reply that HPV must be God's way of killing the breeders.

WOW! You love me already? That's great considering that you don't know my middle name.

Thank you, Dr. Phil, but I don't play games, don't want commitment and only want sex, and I'm perfectly happy. Just because we choose different lifestyles doesn't mean they're wrong because they don't match yours. Now doesn't that sound familiar?

I get tired of seeing nasty old trolls sipping beers in bars that are frequented by young guys. I just don't get it. At your age haven't you developed any other interests?

Reading all these bitches make me happy to be single.

Call out Bitch: going to the bars every night and being able to go to work the next day is not living life to the fullest. It is being a functional alcoholic.

Nobody will go out with you because you have future restraining order written all over you.

Forget Obama or Hillary--kill two birds with one stone by electing Oprah! The bonus is she might be gay too,