"No, I did not have sex with that/those woman/women."
About a year ago I wrote about my sexual prowess backed up by statistics, taken from my diaries, etc., showing what an amateur Wilt Chamberlain was.
I was a sex addict for about 50 years--I always put pleasure before business--I loved the chase--I cruised everywhere and anywhere--when I traveled I made a point of having sex in every town, city, state and country I went to--hey, everyone has their own ideas of souvenirs!! Yes, I got arrested two times (for lewd and lascivious conduct--but times the charges were dismissed) but that was the worst of it--oh, yes, full disclosure: I did get hepatitis and the crabs once.
I started when I was 12 years old--looking older I was going to the bars and baths during my teens and seducing older men, who were at least in their 20s!! 
And then in 1981 AIDS appeared on the scene and I sort of slowed down--no, didn't stop but practiced safer sex.
I wouldn't suggest anyone growing up today to even attempt to break my record--let it retire with me.
In the past few years I have become sort of jaded towards sex--heck, by the time I was 19 I had tried everything you can imagine and some things you can't. I have become tired of the chase knowing how it would end and now when it (sex) happens it happens. (No, I don't need viagra yet!!)
It's been a great run and I must say I enjoyed it at least 98% of the time--hey, I believe sex is as good as you make it--and now at 72 have decided to quit that particular rat race.
By the way my heirs have instructions to destroy all my diaries, tapes and nude photo albums if I haven't gotten rid of them by the time of my demise--don't want any innocent victims getting hurt!
Maybe, finally, I will learn moderation as I approach 18 and maturity!!! LOL
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You were bad,very bad.It is a wonder that your still alive.
I can understand how someone might become jaded--For some crazy reason, I always thought that a sexual encounter should be extra special. This guy seems that he was merely running a race to come out on top---pardon the play on the word top--Never once did he mention the pleasure that he gave someone else--Let's talk about me, me, me, me, I myself!
This guy is me!!! One of the first great lessons I learned, in my teens, regarding sex was to be in love with whomever you went to bed with and that the more you can satisfy them the more you will be satisfied.
Plus you must understand as a sex addict, any kind of addict, it is always more, more and more and the addict is more concerned about filling their own desires--not saying it is right, but that's the way it is/was.
Are you kidding me? You were talking about yourself?? What you said in your reply about satisfying others did not come across in the blog. I don't think that you could truly be in love with whomever you went to bed with. Lust is lust--addiction is addiction. I think you were in love with the act--not the person.
Of course I wasn't truly in love with them--it was a state of mind that worked for however long we lasted--whether a minute, an hour or a day--and it was lust, addiction and a notch in my belt--I never did practice moderation in whatever I did.
Live well, love much and laugh often, my friend!
I can relate to what you did. Although I was always with a partner, I had to experience sex in conjunction with every special occassion, whether it be a birthday, a vacation, a new job, the first day of summer, etc. Cripes, I could justify the importance of Groundhog Day! Although for different reasons, the pursuit/craving and the conquer/high was a real part of life.
You were quite the busy man, Martin! If you now feel that sex is a pleasurable activity to enjoy from time to time, then the "hold" it had on you has been controlled.
Bloody show off! I'll bet you've had more chocolate ice-creams than me too! gosh I hate feeling inadequate.
I don't know about ice cream!!!
That also means many cigarettes after every sex-adventure?
don't destroy the documentation...send it to me to life on in my hands LOL
Don't you know you go blind that way??? That's why I never got into that--and yet I still wear glasses!!!
You are my hero!
BTW, that tuxedo is really gay.
Shhhhh--don't tell anyone but I am!
Actually that was pretty cool in the 70s.