Money

July 19, 2006 / by greatmartin


(My friend Jerry sent this to me--I LOVE the last paragraph! It came with pictures but I am unable to post them :o(



Verily I say unto ye..........
Money


It can buy a house


But not a home

It can buy a clock


But not time


It can buy you a position


But not respect


It can buy you a bed


But not sleep


It can buy you a book


But not knowledge


It can buy you medicine


But not health


It can buy you blood


But not life

So you see money isn't everything


And it often causes pain and suffering


I tell you this because I am your friend


And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So
Send me all your money


And I will suffer for you!


Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh?

6 comments on Money

  • retiredthoughts said 2 years ago
    I been waiting for some of my friends to send me their money, so they don't have to suffer, don'cha know.
  • rroomer said 2 years ago
    I may call you a friend I thought, so you can send it to me Martin [SMILE]
  • redwolftimes said 2 years ago
    I guess that would make my wife my best friend[LOL][LOL][LOL]
  • Gabriella said 2 years ago
    Well, I guess I wouldn't mind suffering a little bit now and then, gab[LOL]
  • jwrone said 2 years ago
    Well, I'd have to say that I'm having pain and suffering despite a definate lack of money... I'd like to know what kind of pain and suffering accompany money someday!![LOL]
  • greatmartin said 2 years ago
    Trust me--I've been there--it is BETTER to have money when having pain and suffering! You WILL find out![THUMBUP][KISS]

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