'Naughty" but funny--go ahead and laugh by greatmartin on Blogster

Subject: NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN.....................................

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.

EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!

ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.

PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.

DUMBEROL
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

FLIPITOR
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers. ï¿¦

MENICILLIN
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, 'You make me want to be a better person. '

BUYAGRA
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

JACKASSPIRIN
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat

ANTI-TALKSIDENT
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

NAGAMENT
When a dministered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him, without opening your mouth.

Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man who can handle it.

11 comments on 'Naughty" but funny--go ahead and laugh

ybgirp said 6 months ago
These are very, very funny... and clever. Makes me feel dumb that i can never think of anything remotely smart or funny. I'll have to stop taking Dumberol
itsjustme said 6 months ago
Buyagra pls
elfie33 said 6 months ago
ANTI-TALKSIDENT - need tons and tons of this stuff...LOL
alfredo said 6 months ago
Those were great.Jassprin.
donnamg said 6 months ago
I want a prescription for that anti-talksident stuff! No, that's not true, I'm always willing to listen. I think my money will be better spent on flipitor.
gtill2 said 6 months ago
I could use many of those drugs
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